Matt Harris is my...Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend, i never feel lonely when you are near, Gay boyfriend gay boyfriend i dont really care that you are queer...la la la la...

He is not however...my naughty boy , your the one my mother loves but Daddy wont uh huh uh huh...

and he is not...in similar vein...a ladies man, always ready to answer a call...

CUT THE SASS CAPTAIN SASSY PANTS!!!!!

Oh and Matt? what can we expect from this orgy of yours...MACHINES!!!

I think i have a problem....

Beanies arent sexy. They arent pretty. They are, most of the time, not even flattering.

So i am on a mission.

MUST STRETCH MALE BEANIES!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

I have done it twice. Once to Dan...but that was because he wouldnt take it off to show his newly shaven head. awwwww no more dreads WHOOOOPEEEEEEE...and then i did Matt.

Really i wouldnt have held on so long if he hadnt made such a huge fuss....and then it became a matter of Pride...

DAMN FUCKING PRIDE! HOW I HATE YOU!

Anywho...

Matthew Harris my lovely Fatass....YOU AINT ALL THAT AND A BAG OF POTATO CHIPS!

and im so not letting you mind my baby. The other other white meat.

Home time...WAHEY!!!!

Tuesday 10th April

- Missed Concert Prac this morning...was late and the door was locked. Whoopdy fucking doo.

- Admired Cindy's shiny new boots. Very sexy. Must go to Zu soon and get those stiletto boots...they were hot.

- Had ensemble. Yeah Breathe In and I Said Never Again are going well.

- Have a faint headache

- Need sleep.

- Gah

Monday the 5th of March

- Woke up this morning feeling like a sackful of bricks. Think i greeted mum with a groaned 'go'way' when she tried to wake me. She pulled the covers off and stole my pillow...yet still i clung to bed. Until finally Dad came up and growled at which point i shot for the bathroom. Dad = scary

- Got to Uni and went to Masterclass. This would be the point in time to tell you that our teacher is scary. She is the queen of metaphors and seems to love the sound of her own voice rather than us singing...interesting...

- Left uni (yeah i was only there for 2 hours) and bussed it over to Ben's house for a singing lesson. You know theres a reason i dont like busses...a very good reason...they suck.

And that was basically my day. Nothing really to write home about.